January 2011
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From melissa beck: Tupac + Kimora 4 EVA (this is... →
melissabeck:
Today Shalom begged me to take down her Barbies from the high shelf — still mint and in the boxes because we don’t play with 1980 Black Barbie because “She’s black! She’s dynamite!” as the box indicates nor do we play with Kimora Barbie because she’s a half-half and I said so — so that she could…
Dear Asshole 2
Dear Married Asshole,
Please take your sexually deprived pleadings to your WIFE!!! I’m pretty sure she’ll cave in eventually but I totally understand why she wouldn’t, you freak!!
And why are you trying to get back with me in the first place? You’re the one that choose her over me and left for some shitty college town. I did love you (yes, asshole, that’s PAST...
Meeting New People
I just realized that when I meet new people, I tend to play up my accent. Not the Filipino one; the southern one. Hmmmm.
Post Script to the Dear Asshole Letter
PS - if you have to ask to kiss me before a date you canceled, it’s not happening.
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Dear Asshole Series
Dear Pretentious Asshole,
Hey!! How’s it going? You do know you’re an asshole, right? While you may have legitimate reasons for canceling our dates for many reasons, but after the 5375th canceled date, it gets kinda old.
Don’t get me wrong; it’s as much as my fault because I fall for your Bill Clinton voice and that sucks because it’s kinda sexy. The voice overrides the fact that regardless of...
