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After the Air Kisses and Hugtinis


melissabeck:

As Diane rushed out the door, gently pushing the children forward with their backpacks and violins and soccer balls, she stumbled. She looked down and discovered a creepy ass porcelain doll. She found it odd for a moment but she was in a rush. She threw the doll in the back seat as she…


eleanorbruise-velt:

and people always are like “aw what do you mean guys don’t like you? why not? you’re pretty, smart, funny etc.” and like i like sports and am low key and Of course if i knew the answer, don’t you think i would have done something about it? i don’t know what’s the matter with me?
and the thing…

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dallitude:

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YOUTHS!!!



dallitude:

Oh yes.



dallitude:

Ha ha!! Oh hey, Carter.





yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

(via ruinedchildhood)


janiebeauxbanie:

bumtheory:

Great bum slide 

I’m freaking obsessed with this.

Never forget.

janiebeauxbanie:

bumtheory:

Great bum slide

I’m freaking obsessed with this.

Never forget.

(Source: bumtheory)


emilylikesbaseball:

I’m still not over it.

So many feels…

emilylikesbaseball:

I’m still not over it.

So many feels…

(Source: lasershield)

whywebrokeupproject:

You didn’t know it was baseball season when I checked in at the ballpark. 

This was mine. I can’t believe it got posted.


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